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Short: Old Lady Short: Old Lady

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very funny

I don't quite know why, but this made me laugh so much I had to watch it over and over about 10 times.

Your New York accent is perfect for a granny mugging giant sandwich who doesn't care about the orphans.

Wolfenheim responds:

i didnt know i had an accent.

laSALSA: Verde laSALSA: Verde

Rated 2 / 5 stars


Well the nutcracker music variation was quite good, if indeed that was you who put that together that was fitting. The animation was in time with it...almost.

Using technology to create an animation about how bad technology is is pretty shit. Frankly, I'm glad that stupid hippy died. We don't need any more nieve bints who don't know how the real world works wasting space.

Don't worry, this review will get deleted soon as people aren't allowed to have negative opinions anymore on Newgrounds.

[ClockDay09] Running NG [ClockDay09] Running NG

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Look at all these suck ups voting 10. This is not a 10/10 piece of work. The drawings were good, the jokes were not. Anything that relates to Newgrounds itself gets 10s without question, this is no exception.

To be banned.

Pico Day: Pico Vs Piconjo Pico Day: Pico Vs Piconjo

Rated 0 / 5 stars


That was amazing, look at those really cool fighting moves! Stuff like this is great and is definately not a waste of everyone's time.

How Tupac Was Murdered. How Tupac Was Murdered.

Rated 5 / 5 stars


An absolute classic. I remember seeing this on the old Newgrounds some 6 or 7 years ago (when the 'Assassin' section had that trance music). It is STILL one of the funniest animations on here.

Shut Up Talkin' Ta Me Shut Up Talkin' Ta Me

Rated 4 / 5 stars


This animation has been on my favourites list for years now. Every few months or so I watch each favourited flash so I know this fairly well. It still makes me laugh each time I watch it and in real life I've sometimes found myself saying "How the FUCK should I know?" in that tone of voice used here. I love the next line "Didn't someone fucking ask that question!?" Worst mayor in the world! Ah, they don't make animations like they used to. It's all eye candy and NG suck ups nowadays. Anyway, 8/10. Good stuff.

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


The slow pace and the weak punchlines deem this animation as not funny at all. Also the voice acting was very irritating. The only reason this is top is because it's a suck up to Newgrounds. The graphics were ok, so I'm giving you 3/10.

da adventures of pico da adventures of pico

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Ok he's walking along, good, scene set. He sees one of those whatever you call it in the window and Pico gets the horn. Well, not just the horn, a rather large and worryingly well drawn cock erects out from his trousers and he humps the window. Fair enough but...oh, he's spunked onto the window and he's...oh christ why did he lick it off!?

Nice sound effects by the way. 5/10 !! Better than most of the slow paced bollocks you see at the front anyway. Good stuff.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Nothing special

Fighting stickmen and American teenage rock music. I guess that's all that's needed for a high score on this site.

Graphics are pretty simple, dialogue was...well, I guess the level of intellect was on par with most of the viewers on Newgrounds. Violence was pretty much what you'd expect though I 'm pleased you didn't include lots of spraying blood everywhere. The 'shaky cam' worked quite well. Some of the fighting moves were rediculous (splitting into 6 people?), but I guess people like all that, a little too anime style for my liking. In terms of comedy, the "your hired" (opposed to 'you're hired') at the end was presumably the punch line - can't say I found that funny.

I'd like to think that people have moved on from stickmen, but the score for this animation proves me wrong. To advise however, including some colour, speech and perhaps even a story behind these err..faces would go down a treat in the future.

Don't worry about this negative review, they usually get banned anyway.

An Awesome Halloween An Awesome Halloween

Rated 4 / 5 stars


That was very funny. The timing is excellent, very important for comedy, and you'll pulled it off fine. Some great characters, well except for the mother, who was anoying and wasn't particularly funny. My favourite line has to be "That's right bitches, 'cos I'm the man with the plan!" You'll go far.