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[Magic Tricks (Stopmotion)]

Shit music and...

take your necklace and your bracelet off.

AntiClockClock responds:

Are you one of those nerds that don't listen to any real music besides video game soundtracks? Probably... And what does my necklace and bracelet have to do with anything? I wear them because I like them, my girlfriend made them for me, and they are tied on so I can't take them off unless I cut em off but I ain't gonna do that cuz I like them. So eat shit.. :)

[welcome to the portal...]

Good, BUT...

You submit the .swf file, not the .fla file. So it should have had a silver circle on it, not red.

boardermike responds:

yeah i know, really dumb mistake, in part 2 there will be .fla files and no more .swf files

[Revolutionary war]

That must have taken fucking ages.

Why did you shorten the name for the British ("Brits,") and not for the Americans (yanks?)

I thought the music was shit.

You stereotyped the British (who doesn't?) with that 'Ye Olde Camp' sign or whatever it was. Yet you didn't stereotype the yanks by making them really fat.

[Lemmings! 2]

Reasonably Good

Good point: You've inspired me to play lemmings again!

There were some fairly funny lines within the sketches, such as 'This is worse than that guy who blew up for no reason.' Brings back memeories of playing lemmings for hours on end blowing up random lemmings when I was bored.

Bad points: Your choice of music could not have been worse. I mean, Robbie Williams? Come on! He's a complete tosser.

What the hell happened on the building sketch? He started singing some boring high pitched song and then he...fell off? That's hardly funny.

I also thought the introduction was crap. Nevertheless, I give you 6/10.

MaKd responds:

One reason why I chose Robbie Williams, was because when the Nuke came down, It sounded so perfect when the lemmings started flying off.

[Black Belt VS Black Mage]

zzz....oh it's finished.

The only thing I laughed at was the spelling at the loading screen.

The fridge door opening looked good though.

4/10

[Jesus vs Muhammad Trailer]

Crap

Crap! You wrestling nerd. Jesus wasn't a yank. Good animation on the comentators though. I won't bother watching the full version, if you give a shit.

[-The Blob-]

Heh heh

That was pretty good, shame about the shit music.

[Welcome Back]

What?

That was it? That was too short and it stopped very suddenly. The music was shit. There is no point to this whatsoever. Why the hell did you do this?

[Guess What Happens]

Stop

Enough of this crap. Hurry up and make 'Space Fukerz episode 2'

[Spare Parts Episode 2]

You idiot

Wow! This was even more boring than the first one! It felt like you were making the story up as you went along, in future you should have it all planned out first. Also, the music was the most boring thing ever. Oh, and get a real British person to do the voice, seeing as you can't imitate it for shit. "Oh my" and "My goodness?" You need to fuck the steroetypes.

Overall this was absololutely terrible. Do not make a 3rd one.