Score: 10

"Classic"

submission: How Tupac Was Murdered.

date: December 19, 2007

An absolute classic. I remember seeing this on the old Newgrounds some 6 or 7 years ago (when the 'Assassin' section had that trance music). It is STILL one of the funniest animations on here.

Score: 8

"Brilliant"

submission: Shut Up Talkin' Ta Me

date: December 15, 2007

This animation has been on my favourites list for years now. Every few months or so I watch each favourited flash so I know this fairly well. It still makes me laugh each time I watch it and in real life I've sometimes found myself saying "How the FUCK should I know?" in that tone of voice used here. I love the next line "Didn't someone fucking ask that question!?" Worst mayor in the world! Ah, they don't make animations like they used to. It's all eye candy and NG suck ups nowadays. Anyway, 8/10. Good stuff.

Score: 8

"Very good"

submission: The Strangers

date: December 15, 2007

I really enjoyed this game. The style is great, the music, although I'm not into this sort of music did feel perfect for the situations, when a menace was around it switched to suspence music, a nice touch. Some animations of the man you're protecting would be nice, such as seeing him giving his speech, waving his arms or something. Repositioning on the map is a good idea, however I noticed when a sniper is repositioning, you can still control that sniper and he's not moving. Also, when you zoom in on an area where you killed a stranger in the past, you see that stranger dying again. It was quite long for a first level, I do hope you'll be making more levels in the future. The ending was a little dissapointing, it just went white and you didn't see the last man die. Still, a great game to play nonetheless.

Well done.

Score: 8

"Pretty good. 8/10"

submission: Who Killed The Internet?

date: November 29, 2007

Almost like a sketch show, and just as entertaining. I think most of these "internet groups" are social groups in the real world anyway, not just on the web. Still their persona always reflects on the way they type so I guess this is a fair representation. Some pretty funny scenes all round, I particularly liked the moderator bloke, he reminded me of the FBI agents from Day or the Tentacle, and the Muffin of Doom person really made me laugh. I liked the idea that you took real quotes from er "real idiots" for this, it worked well.

What the hell was going on in that fox sketch!? I didn't understand that one. I enjoyed the whole animation nonetheless.

Score: 7

"Pretty good"

submission: Smokin Barrels

date: November 22, 2007

A nice idea. Very enjoyable. Guns, money, gambling, killing, good music, western theme, what more could I ask for? Actually the music did get a little irritating after a while. The mini games were a nice idea, but the rewards for those seemed a little low, so I only did each one once.

Reading some other reviews here, some people found it difficult...what on earth were they doing? I found it quite easy! I didn't use the clover leaf until the level 6 zombie person myself, so perhaps some difficulty options would be an idea. I never knew how many bullets I had remaining, and if it was shown somewhere, I certainly didn't see it, I had to base it off how much it could sell for. The inventory system was anoying - I couldn't buy health (by the way, the 100% bottle should be cheaper than four 25% bottles) because my inventory was full, so I had to sell something to drink a bottle! The ending was dissapointing too.

Still, it was a good game, keep it up.

Score: 8

"Pretty good."

submission: Mass Attack

date: November 2, 2007

A very nice game to play, a good idea. I couldn't get past level 6 myself, but I was trying and trying since I got quite hooked on it. The music is pretty good too.

A couple of bugs I'm afraid. On level 1, if you fail and select 'menu,' those options remain there and overlap the main menu. The mute button works turning off the audio, but switching it back on didn't seem to work.

Overall it was very fine game and quite refreshing (from shooting games) . Good work, 8/10.

Score: 3

"Rubbish"

submission: TANKMEN 2

date: October 31, 2007

The slow pace and the weak punchlines deem this animation as not funny at all. Also the voice acting was very irritating. The only reason this is top is because it's a suck up to Newgrounds. The graphics were ok, so I'm giving you 3/10.

Score: 5

"Interesting."

submission: da adventures of pico

date: October 27, 2007

Ok he's walking along, good, scene set. He sees one of those whatever you call it in the window and Pico gets the horn. Well, not just the horn, a rather large and worryingly well drawn cock erects out from his trousers and he humps the window. Fair enough but...oh, he's spunked onto the window and he's...oh christ why did he lick it off!?

Nice sound effects by the way. 5/10 !! Better than most of the slow paced bollocks you see at the front anyway. Good stuff.

Score: 4

"Nothing special"

submission: SHOCK2

date: October 12, 2007

Fighting stickmen and American teenage rock music. I guess that's all that's needed for a high score on this site.

Graphics are pretty simple, dialogue was...well, I guess the level of intellect was on par with most of the viewers on Newgrounds. Violence was pretty much what you'd expect though I 'm pleased you didn't include lots of spraying blood everywhere. The 'shaky cam' worked quite well. Some of the fighting moves were rediculous (splitting into 6 people?), but I guess people like all that, a little too anime style for my liking. In terms of comedy, the "your hired" (opposed to 'you're hired') at the end was presumably the punch line - can't say I found that funny.

I'd like to think that people have moved on from stickmen, but the score for this animation proves me wrong. To advise however, including some colour, speech and perhaps even a story behind these err..faces would go down a treat in the future.

Don't worry about this negative review, they usually get banned anyway.

Score: 8

"Good"

submission: An Awesome Halloween

date: August 24, 2007

That was very funny. The timing is excellent, very important for comedy, and you'll pulled it off fine. Some great characters, well except for the mother, who was anoying and wasn't particularly funny. My favourite line has to be "That's right bitches, 'cos I'm the man with the plan!" You'll go far.